Harland Media.

Welcome To My New Website

Right now, this is mostly a place for me to share some of my photography, but eventually I’ll also be posting various goofy things I’m making online. I’ve wanted to make a website for my stuff for a long time, and I’m finally getting around to it.

Before exploring the site, please familiarize yourself with the following rules:


1. The pool is currently closed. You may not enter the pool outside of its posted hours (coming soon).
2. Please do not feed Grunch crackers after midnight, no matter how much he begs.
3. During Goblin Season, a Goblin Light will be illuminated. Use this to determine whether goblins are currently present.
4. Do not write any manifestos.
5. If I get a cat (or multiple cats), please be nice to my cat(s). Please speak fondly of Abby.
6. Do not bother me during Corona Time.

Thank you for visiting, and enjoy your stay.